you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:
Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:
Someone sends you a Facebook message:
Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:
Loses a friend on Facebook:
Loses a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
Scrolling through Facebook:
Scrolling through Tumblr:
Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:
Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:
Oh this is perfect!