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dawntheswan:

thuginsince95:

She said it!!!!

🙌 PREACH!
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fierrrrrrce:

this is god giving u a second chance

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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batgod:

when people follow all of ur friends except for u

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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FACEBOOK VS TUMBLR : LOKI EDITION

eve1978:

e-o-n-a-h:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

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Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a Facebook message:

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Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

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Loses a friend on Facebook:

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Loses a follower on Tumblr:

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Error on Facebook:

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Error on Tumblr:

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Scrolling through Facebook:

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Scrolling through Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

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Oh this is perfect!

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keepuporshutup:

beckyletsbehonest:

Love & Sex Advice

Love n sex advice ~
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heterophilia:

onlyblackgirl:

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

Also you’re not privileged to privacy on the job. What do you need so much privacy for unless you know you’re doing something you ain’t supposed to?

Seriously my friends aunt owns the Raiders store at universal city walk and she had me and her walk in to see if they greeted us the way she wanted them too. Like if you work for anyone but yourself, or the police force apparently, you’re always being watched.
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gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 
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